Under construction....A lot of things bug me, and this is my page to rant, kinda like a 'blog' thingy but with more complaints and less updates
(08/01/06)This Little Piggy...
Today I bought an orgasmic pig. I don't have a clue what a pig sounds like when Its having an orgasm, but I'm sure its something like this.
It oinks, then vibrates and laughs hysterically, then moos. Yes, moos.....Actually, its a cow trapped in a pigs body. This little piggy has problems.... But it doesn't suffer from insanity, it enjoys every minute.
I swear I've never been so amused by a toy (yes, its a toy, you didn't think I'd actually bought a real pig did you?!)but this, oh it just cracks me up. Maybe I'm finally starting to lose it.
(25/01/06)Milking Time?
I'm hearing strange noises tonight....I'm not sure if they're coming from one of the neighbours dogs (a big black thing that thinks its a wolf) or cows. Yes, cows. They can make some horrid, horrid noises let me tell you.
Sometimes when I pass the farm at 4.30am, I hear them and I can't help but think 'holy crap, I hope they're just getting milked, and not some other thing...' The big black dog...it looks like a bit like a black st. bernards, and it spends a lot of its time sitting howling. It lives in a kennel, which is surrounded by a cage which although is high, doesn't offer much room. I really don't know why they keep it, it seems a lot friendlier than their other dog - a pit-bull, which gets kept in the house with the kids.
One day another neighbours ferret got loose....and where did they eventually find it? In the cage with the big dog!!! had it been chewed to bits? No! (but it was probably sitting there in shock thinking "shit, thats a BIG dog!")
